… frocks, chocolates ‘n chaddis !

Noses dripped rigorously… Hankies were pinned to the shirt pockets as they stood in-line…  White chaddis which looked just out of a TIDE advertisement some half an hour back was now no less than the khakis… Socks which stood tall till the knees (held by a rubber-band) were now hanging out of the shoes like an eighty-year-old’s lips… One of the sissy ones stood there crying for mamma as he fell with a “fresh ‘n red” big bruise on his knee… and oh… “Drippings” from his nose served the purpose of first aid (gross? tell that to the kids!!!)… And yes… there was a separate line for the frocks…  Clean ‘n White frocks… Socks which still had their life intact with the elastics, stayed elegantly at their knees… Some had a whole basket of fresh flowers pinned to their twin plaits and the rest had scarves as if they might find themselves in the midst of a snow-storm anytime (Mothers are to blame for that fashion disaster..!) … Various kinds of bindis adored their foreheads… Scattered patches of “talcum powder” were the highlight on almost all their faces..!! The contradictions between the sexes had started all the way back then…!

“SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” screamed the Head Sister like an Opera Singer from the stage (she didn’t even realize the mike wasn’t ON yet… she didn’t really need one though) and it took less than 2 seconds to make a line which couldn’t happen from last half an hour!!!

“My dear children, Good Morning… Do you know why we have all assembled in the ground this beautiful morning?” asked the sister with a generously broad smile but the glasses that somehow managed to balance itself on the tip of her nose negated that smile.

Every single chaddi and frock on the ground screamed from the top of their voices in chorus “It is Independence Day, Sister”!!! And after the main answer came many subsequent answers followed which ranged from “Chocolates”… “Cakes”… “Chocolates” … “Dance”… “Chocolates” … “Flags”… “Chocolates”…. “Chocolates” … “Chocolates” … to mention very few and no prizes for guessing what their favorite was..! Some were just too excited to say anything and they just joined the chorus and made “sounds” which resembled other kids’ answers…!

The next two hours were spent in listening to many “Dignitaries” on-stage giving their speeches about India’s Freedom Struggle and how India should be grateful to our Freedom Fighters… they all preached on how we should develop a nature to love our nation… most of them forgot that it’s a school stage and not a stage to perform at a theatre… Theatrics and Nautanki was the major take-away from most of their speeches.

The last speaker introduced by the Head Sister was an old guy… by old… I mean… very old…! He seemed older than the whole “concept” of getting old…! He was wearing a simple white kurta-pajama..! As the cliché goes, he had to be a freedom fighter…! Turns out… he actually was one..! Head Miss introduced him as one of the participant of Dandi March.. (Very few nerds at school knew about Dandi march back then) By this time, all that the kids were concerned were those big boxes beside the stage which they knew were filled with chocolates…!

“My dearest children… How many of you want the chocolates in those boxes…?” asked the kurta guy from the stage in a subtle yet loud enough voice..! Since his question had THE buzz word in it, a loud response followed.. All of them shouted yet again in chorus “Yes yes… me me…” and most of them had their hands raised… and a few teaching staff had their hands raised by default! (was it the power of chocolates or was it just our fixation for free stuff… well… who cares..!)

Just then, he spoke again… “I will give you all these chocolates, but on one condition… No one of you will be able to go back home to your mothers today… You have to stay in this school without your mother…!”

This statement again had another buzz word which every kid over there could recognize… one by one all the hands started to drop… within seconds they were all staring at each other’s faces restlessly and then at the gate searching for the face they believed wouldn’t leave them…! The sissy kid with the wound who had forgotten about his wound was now back in the verge of a major tear-burst, followed by vocals of course!

This is when the old guy just walked away from the mike and went to the Head Mistress and whispered… “Did you see that sister..? They are no different from all of the Freedom Fighters… they are not ready to give up seeing their mother even for a day to have something as precious as boxes of chocolates…! I was just like this when I fought for my mother… We don’t have to teach them anything… All you have to do is make sure that they don’t lose what they already have it in their genes… it’s the love… for their Mother”

It took almost an hour before the school teachers could convince the children that their parents were just outside the gate; and that they could go ahead and eat their chocolates. The Head Sister had a little tear-drop as she smiled at the one man who spoke just two lines and made the most impact; and this time… not for the kids… but the teachers and “dignitaries” who were trying to teach the kids something which they needed to be taught… by the kids of course.

Loads of words about freedom struggle and endless theatrics about loving one’s nation couldn’t do it… but a few frocks, chaddis and chocolates did the trick…!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karthik-A-Kulkarni/603184487 Karthik A Kulkarni

    lovely

  • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

    hey ! thanks karthik :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000221358043 Nishma Shetty

    Beautifully written..simple yet meaningful….liked it !! :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      thanks nish :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/sumnt Sumanth G Mysore

    Good One….

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      thanks sumanth :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raima-M-Sodhi/100001132061041 Raima M Sodhi

    nice nice nice ! :) were you the sissy kid ?? just asking ;) hahaaahaaaaaa !!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      hahaa.. thanks ! but although sissy…. not that kid :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raima-M-Sodhi/100001132061041 Raima M Sodhi

        you sure ? ‘coz the drippy nose definitely strikes me as something you’re popular for ;) ;)

        • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

          hahaa… i am popular ???! that’s too generous of you !!! :P

  • bindumenon menon

    Aww.. such a cute blog on kids and the lesson we learn from them..I became nostalgic while going thru your post..how my sonny dearest pulled on my dupatta and never left me.. clung to my knees when I was about to leave him at the school gate..when he was in his nursery class

    Mothers are so very dear and valuable to the kids and vice versa..All kids are cute and all mothers bonkers over them..A mothers love for her child is universally accepted & lauded as the most unselfish & selfless..The kid growing up in such an environment with abundant mothers love will never ever give up on his/her mother whatsoever..

    He imbibes this quality and develops it and this becomes an integral part of his character. He/She grows up into a fine young man / woman and is willing to protect all mothers around the world ..even our Mother India for that matter.

    As the old man truly said.. We dont have to teach them anything .. it is all in the genes.. just make sure they develop this characteristic of being protective, truthful, respectful and loving to all women around them, especially their mothers and sisters..this quality in them will make them grow into a fiercely protective person who would fight to protect and secure his mother if in crisis .. even if She is our Beloved Mother India.
    Fantastic !!!
    *Jai Hind* *Jai Bharat Mata*

    • http://twitter.com/pradeep_shetty Pradeep Shetty

      :) :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Thank you so much Bindu :) You have put it so beautifully :) :) Only a mother could have said that :)

      • bindumenon menon

        Thank You for going through my comments.. I relived those moments of my son as a small school going kid and we shared it again.. Thnx to your Friend Pradeep who is a wonderful Twitter friend of mine for forwarding the link to this blog post of yours.. Have a good day :)

        • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

          Pleasure’s all mine Bindu :) and yes… thanks to pradeep :) he has always been a great support !!!

        • Anonymous

          Being a mother how can you let him get away with being so insulting towards senior members of the society ? This is a published article in a social platform, and it has to cater to certain sentiments of the society. I am just trying to make a point. Regret for being a nuisance.

          • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

            Hi Dev… You should actually stick to your opinion; and that too in your own space !

            Judging someone online and that too a lady is not really something a gentleman would do ! You had some concerns and I “tried” clarifying that… but what exactly are you trying to prove here ?!!!!!

          • bindumenon menon

            Hello Dev..
            There is absolutely nothing insulting in this Gentleman Nand Kishore’s Blog Post..At least I did not find any mention as such..
            The part of the post,you found objectionable is to be taken in a lighter vein..I dont think .. he by any means insulted any senior member of society..
            Anyway “to each his own”.. I personally loved this post very much..it was funny pleasant and has a good message in it.
            Come on Dev.. Let us be funny once in a while and make ourselves happy, joyous in this otherwise tense world which has too many frayed nerves.
            Keep Smiling :)

          • Anonymous

            Easier said than done ! You might want to perceive everything in a happy-happy way but today’s generation are losing their respect towards elders ! Not pointing out just you or the author but everyone in general !!!

          • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

            That’s so adorable of you !!! Thanks :) ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Niranjan-Shiraguppe/100000427592551 Niranjan Shiraguppe

    Supperrr ley…

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      thanks lo :) :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XENTN5S3SVHZMOK47CHP2YB3GE Moron Killer

    Came across your blog, thanks to your friend and my colleague, Niranjan. You have really a cool writing style. I like iiit, I like iiiitt… Hehehe…. The thought of kids in the ground for Independence day and making them understand the history and importance will surely get imbibed, though it is slow. Till then, cakes, chocolates and chaddis rule ‘em all! Keep up the great work! :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Thank you so much :) ( wondering if i should say “thank you moron” !!! ) ;) and thanks to Niranjan as well !!!

      You are right though, kids need to know about the history and the struggle that has gone in getting Independence… but it would be more effective, if they are taught that in a way they can easily relate to !!! Not as if it just happened and they need to know about it to pass through the academic process !!!

  • Anonymous

    Have to say, the message is rather powerful.

    But while you delivered such a message, it is just not fair to have hurt the feelings of a few. For instance, why would you compare socks with an old person’s lips ? And calling scarves as a fashion disaster when their mothers’ sole intention would be to protect their child.

    These were some sensitive issues handled insensitively here. Nonetheless, the message was conveyed and effectively.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Thank you Dev. Glad you found the message of some worth. :)

      Also, as far as being insensitive is concerned, I would like to extend an unconditional apology if anyone has actually taken those observations in the context that you have mentioned. Having said that, I would also like to defend myself by stating that all I can be accused of is for Caricaturing the characters the way I saw it and also, in a very light sense and within this context.

      Definitely did not intend to hurt anyone’s feelings. I would like to reinstate that I do apologize if someone has “actually” taken anything from this blog in the context which was not intended at all.

      • Anonymous

        It doesn’t sound unconditional to me. I would still stick to my point.

        • http://twitter.com/pradeep_shetty Pradeep Shetty

          Is sense of humor a past thing…?? Playing around with characters is absolutely fine and it comes well within the artistic license..!

  • Anonymous

    the comparison of socks to an old persons lips and the reference to scarves were im sure done in a lighter vein and to make the reader remember their school days and visualize how it used to be standing in line…………….the main message the blog conveys should not be distorted by such kind of twisted logic ………of course everybody has a right to express their opinion and that is exactly what im doin…………… this blog is SUPERB!!!……….VERY well written by Nand Kishore G :) :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Hey !!! Thanks Pushya :) :) You have made my point !!! :) :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/chandana.shekar Chandana Shekar

    good write up… really nice comparison by that man..

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Thank you Chandana :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Yashaswini-Shivaprakash/1471430202 Yashaswini Shivaprakash

    Gosh!!!!! got goosebums :) awesome message by the freedom fighter

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      thank you yashaswini :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lakshmi-Krishnan/556803114 Lakshmi Krishnan

    lovely!!!! a msg in a fun way!!! it couldnt have been presented better!! way to go!!! super!!! :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      thank you Lakshmi :)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/S226ZB7BZTFQALCAWWIJ4VYGPE venki

    wow !! that was a lovely article.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KishoreOnShore Nand Kishore G

      Thank you Venki :)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/S226ZB7BZTFQALCAWWIJ4VYGPE venki

    Wow!! that was a lovely article.